CHICAGO
I spent the last week in Chicago having a blast. I was hanging out with this cool kid Anthony and I learned a few things...--In Chicago the roads don't have pot holes, the pot holes have roads...
--In Chicago the roads are very narrow...and people usually park on both sides.--In Chicago you can only turn right on a red light between 7AM-7PM.
--In Chicago you don't put ketchup on your hotdog...ever.--In Chicago Roosevelt, Washington, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Lincoln, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Polk are roads not Presidents.
--In Chicago people pay a toll to drive on roads...imagine dropping a few coins to take Bangerter home.
--In Chicago red, green, blue, brown, orange, yellow, purple, and pink are trains, not colors.
All in all, I had a lot of fun hanging out and going to the nicest gym I've ever been in...fancy stuff.
I feel inclined to tell you that I am jealous of your adventures and also to inform you that the informing that you've done was informing that I was not informed of while I spent time in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteChicago sounds like a blast. I've gotta go there sometime. I'm glad that I now have all that wonderful information for when I do visit... You know its my mom's favorite city.
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